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"In painting feathers, you want to create the look of feathers, but if you try to paint all the feathers, you have nothing but disaster."
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"One morning, just like 9/11, there's going to be a disaster. I have yet to see the United Nations do anything effective with either Iran or North Korea."
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"There is no sense in doing a wonderful script with somebody who can't direct because that is a disaster."
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"An orchestra full of stars can be a disaster."
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"Disasters work like alarm clocks to the world, hence God allows them. They are shouting, 'Wake up! Love! Pray!"
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"If we continue to address the issue of the environment where we live as though we're the only species that lives here, we'll create a disaster for ourselves."
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"It never occurred to me that we would have as grandiose a program as the Marshall Plan, but I felt that we had to do something to save Europe from economic disaster which would encourage the Communist takeover."
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"Unlike most major American cities, Honolulu is geographically insulated from the rest of the country. When disaster strikes we cannot call on neighboring states for assistance."
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"There was a tsunami and there are terrible natural disasters, all of this because of too little Torah study."
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"What's sort of interesting about the whole public relations disaster that is the Net, in some ways, is that the fundamentals are really good."
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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Boxing

"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."
Night

"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."
Day

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Reason

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
Worth

"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
Love

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
Worth

"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
Gay

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Work

"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."
England
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