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"I think it's ridiculous to try to sell records to teenagers, because teenagers don't buy my records. And there ain't that many teenagers out there in the marketplace."
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Personal Development
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
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Personal Development
"I know, it's true. I've played these tortured teenagers. I can't wait to shed that image."
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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
Celebrity
"A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them."
Fame
"I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging."
Listening
"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
Limit
"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
Autobiography
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
Food
"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
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