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"I think it's ridiculous to try to sell records to teenagers, because teenagers don't buy my records. And there ain't that many teenagers out there in the marketplace."
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Personal Development
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
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Personal Development
"Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?"
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Personal Development
"I know, it's true. I've played these tortured teenagers. I can't wait to shed that image."
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"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager
"I am in love with Larry David."
Love
"I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly."
Love
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night
"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
Men
"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
Name
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love
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