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"I know, it's true. I've played these tortured teenagers. I can't wait to shed that image."
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Personal Development
"I think it's ridiculous to try to sell records to teenagers, because teenagers don't buy my records. And there ain't that many teenagers out there in the marketplace."
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Personal Development
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty
"I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming."
Love
"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
Autobiography
"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
Limit
"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
Name
"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
Men
"I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging."
Listening
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