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"I know, it's true. I've played these tortured teenagers. I can't wait to shed that image."
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"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
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Personal Development

"I think it's ridiculous to try to sell records to teenagers, because teenagers don't buy my records. And there ain't that many teenagers out there in the marketplace."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act

"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager

"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
Food

"That's life when you're on the D-list."
Life

"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time

"I am in love with Larry David."
Love

"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor

"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
Limit

"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
Men

"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
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