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Joan Rivers

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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Akiroq Brost

"There is always the potential to manage every element of your reality."

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"We cannot act according to the promptings of our flesh."

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Akiroq Brost

"You may not have the power to control whatever happens to you, but you have the power to stop it from affecting your sense of style."

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Akiroq Brost

"The quality of your life depends on how you take control of your time."

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"Comfort in expressing your emotions will allow you to share the best of yourself with others, but not being able to control your emotions will reveal your worst."

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"Do you want me to have them sedate you until it's over?"

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"Rather than caving in to protests, let us know who is in charge by setting boundaries."

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Akiroq Brost

"Joblessness gives you control over the product of your life."

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Akiroq Brost

"It is possible to be a puppet on a string, controlled by hidden forces."

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"TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE."

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Joan Rivers
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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Joan Rivers
"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

Love

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Joan Rivers
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

Mother

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Joan Rivers
"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."

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Joan Rivers
"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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Joan Rivers
"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."

People

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Joan Rivers
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Baby

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Joan Rivers
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

God

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Joan Rivers
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

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Joan Rivers
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

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