"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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"He who can destroy a thing, can control a thing."

Frank Herbert, American Writer

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Aldous Huxley, English Novelist

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"Action is within your control, while Emotion is beyond your control!"

Ramana Pemmaraju, Indian Physician

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"Meanness is a monster that usurps your self-control because you cowardly allow it to conquer you."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection."

George Eliot, British Author

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"Never base your destiny on things you cannot control and have no power to change."

John Patrick Hickey, American Author

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"It is possible to be a puppet on a string, controlled by hidden forces."

Steven Redhead, British Author

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"Avoid letting outside influences have a chance to affect your thoughts."

Steven Redhead, British Author

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"There is always the potential to manage every element of your reality."

Steven Redhead, British Author

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"Nothing happens in life that you are unable to manage satisfactorily."

Steven Redhead, British Author

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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

Time

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

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"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."

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"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."

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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."

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"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."

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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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