"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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"Control your thoughts to define your life."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"The quality of your life depends on how you take control of your time."

Sunday Adelaja, Nigerian Author

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"So usually even if you like a sentence or a story or something, it won't come out that way - it'll come out years later, and in a different way, and you don't really control that."

Keren Ann, Israeli Musician

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"You put the thing that does the killing between your teeth, but you never give it the power to kill you."

John Green, American Author

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"You can control one thing and that is your thoughts."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"Dreams come from the past, not from the future. Dreams shouldn't control you--you should control them."

Haruki Murakami, Japanese Writer

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"A man with a victim mentality attracts autocrats into his life who will decide how he should live."

Sunday Adelaja, Nigerian Author

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"All identification is for control and ownership."

Bryant McGill, American Poet

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"If you fail to control your thought, your thought will never fail to control you! Master the art of controlling your thought better and your thought will control you better."

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah, Ghanaian Author

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"When man learns to understand and control his own behavior as well as he is learning to understand and control the behavior of crop plants and domestic animals, he may be justified in believing that he has become civilized."

Ayn Rand, Russian Writer

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

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"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."

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"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

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"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

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