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"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
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"There is always the potential to manage every element of your reality."
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"We cannot act according to the promptings of our flesh."
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"You may not have the power to control whatever happens to you, but you have the power to stop it from affecting your sense of style."
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"The quality of your life depends on how you take control of your time."
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"Comfort in expressing your emotions will allow you to share the best of yourself with others, but not being able to control your emotions will reveal your worst."
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"Do you want me to have them sedate you until it's over?"
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"Rather than caving in to protests, let us know who is in charge by setting boundaries."
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"Joblessness gives you control over the product of your life."
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"It is possible to be a puppet on a string, controlled by hidden forces."
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"TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Love

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
Mother

"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."
Audience

"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
Will

"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
People

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Baby

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
God

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
Man

"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
God
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