"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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"If I choose to take the pen from God and write the story of my life without Him, I better have plenty of erasers and a whole lot of white-out. Better yet, I should invest in a good shredder."

Craig D. Lounsbrough, American Author

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"A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"It is sad, people what to control others. But they have not learned to know their soul."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"You have no future when the past rules you."

Sara Sheridan, Scottish Author

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"Mood has to be controlled.Otherwise, it's your master."

Toba Beta, Indonesian Author

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"You cannot control anything except your thoughts. With yoga, you do not control yourself but you harmonize with nature."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"Control your thoughts and everything will be under your control."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"Try to control your anger before it burns your life."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"We don't do what we want to, we do what we are allowed to."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

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"Man is always equal to his purpose; when you control him, you do half a job but when you control his purpose, you do a total job."

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah, Ghanaian Author

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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

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