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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
Gay

"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
Father

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
First

"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
Love

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
Friendship

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Life

"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
People

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Reason

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
Computer

"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."
Life
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"The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors."
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"We hate our squalor."
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"I hate getting bored."
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Personal Development

"But I'm not crazy about the designers like Prada and Gucci. I hate going into designer stores."
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Personal Development

"We've practiced loving long enough, let's come at last to hate."
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Personal Development

"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us."
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Personal Development

"She wanted to get at the hate of them all, to pry at it and work at it until she found a little chink, and then pull out a pebble or a stone or a brick and then a part of the wall, and, once started, the whole edifice might roar down and be done away with."
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Personal Development

"I hate painting."
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Personal Development

"People say hate is like a poison - but they're wrong. It's like a drug. You never forget your first hit, how it seduces you with its strength and power, and takes you completely by storm. It colors your world in light and meaning, until you wonder how you ever managed to get by without it. And then, eventually, you get to a point where you can't. It takes over your life, until hating becomes your reason for living."
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"Hate does that. Burns off everything but itself, so whatever your grievance is, your face looks just like your enemy's."
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Personal Development
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