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"To be a real philosopher all that is necessary is to hate some one else's type of thinking."
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"The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her."
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"I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me."
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"The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that."
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"The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors."
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"If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press."
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"The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves."
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"When you hate somebody...you give him chance mastering your heart."
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"We hate our squalor."
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"We wanted to offer something new to our audience. I hate it when bands stop taking chances."
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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
People
"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
Wife
"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
Father
"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
Men
"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."
Evil
"You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back."
Hate
"He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites."
Disaster
"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"
Children
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.""
Time
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
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