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"I hate a man who always says "yes" to me. When I say "no" I like a man who also says "no.""
"It was the hate of the used and tormented, who are the children of the used and tormented, and whose own children will be used and tormented."
"I hate Stanley Clark, but I have to admit he's playing Jazz whether I like it or not."
Explore more quotes by Emo Philips
"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
"Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist."
"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."
"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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