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"I could never hold a job for more than three months, which works out well because that's how long a movie shoots."

"The great mystery to me is how restaurant critics think they can get away with doing their job without anybody noticing who they are."
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"I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out."

"I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery."

"It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when you're finished and packing, it's the best smile in the world; and there's nobody hurt, and the well's under control."

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."
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