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"For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while."
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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand."
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"I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic."
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"Gift the children corruption free nation. Happy Children's day."
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"I think that the only way to teach is by example, as children will more easily follow what they see you do than what you tell them to do."
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"The world today is changing rapidly, and we are helping to make it better for our children's future."
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"All my children inherited perfect pitch."
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"I'm the youngest of six children; both of my sisters are housewives and they each have four kids."
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"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."
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"If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?"
Communication
"Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation - every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake."
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"The best conversation I had was over forty million years ago,' continued Marvin. Again the pause. 'Oh d-'And that was with a coffee machine.' He waited."
Humor
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
Life
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
Family
"Time is bunk."
Time
"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity."
Money
"Life is wasted on the living."
Life
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
Time
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