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"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
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"Hurry,' she breathed. 'I need you to fill me up.' 'Baby, I'm gonna do more than that."
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"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led."
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"Water creates so much beauty, life and mystery."
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"The oaths of a woman I inscribe on water."
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"The marketers can compete with free; it just has to be better. Look at bottled water if you don't believe me."
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"You probably have to have redundant levee systems with canals in between them, like the Dutch have, to make sure that incoming water is channeled off to areas where you deal with it rather than have it drown you."
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"I need to think about 'Make sure you drink your water.' That's the kind of person I am."
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"There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!"
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"I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it's done."
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"Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief."
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"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
Friendship
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
Cause
"My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."
Sister
"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down."
Being
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
Business
"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
Life
"I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day."
Day
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Plants
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
Work
"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."
People
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