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Mitch Hedberg

"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."

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"Water creates so much beauty, life and mystery."

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"It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast."

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"There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?"

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"If you're really on top, you probably didn't do that great, 'cause you have to water it down a bit for it to get that mass appeal."

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"We didn't have the lane ropes, we had to get up higher in the water to avoid the little waves."

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"Water is very forgiving. Everything lifts in water."

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