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"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
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"The oaths of a woman I inscribe on water."
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"Part of water which is cooler always flows to below surface.I understand that hotheaded men always want to be noticed."
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"I need to think about 'Make sure you drink your water.' That's the kind of person I am."
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"Good words cool more than cold water."
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"Water, water, everywhere, Atlantic and Pacific. But New York City's got them beat, Our aqua is terrific!"
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"Sure, we've had our fair share of ups and downs, but I don't know if we've had more than any other rock band... we just have a way of getting ourselves into hot water."
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"I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir."
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"If you're really on top, you probably didn't do that great, 'cause you have to water it down a bit for it to get that mass appeal."
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"Water creates so much beauty, life and mystery."
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"Do you think that revolutions are made with rose water?"
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"My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."
Sister
"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."
People
"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
Life
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Plants
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Girlfriend
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis
"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."
Funny
"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."
Now
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
Cause
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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