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"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
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"All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath."
"It came to me then in a flash that obviously the temperature of the water was responsible for the nystagmus."
"Maintaining clean, safe water remains one of our greatest national and global challenges and responsibilities."
"I loved the Little Lulu stories, where she would fantasize that her bedroom rug would turn into a pool of water, and she could dive down into the center of the world."
"I grew up in Hawaii so I was outside a lot playing in the water."
"I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila."
"It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast."
"Sure, we've had our fair share of ups and downs, but I don't know if we've had more than any other rock band... we just have a way of getting ourselves into hot water."
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"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."
"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down."
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it."
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