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"Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief."
"All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath."
"Part of water which is cooler always flows to below surface.I understand that hotheaded men always want to be noticed."
"For me, I just try to make sure I eat enough and drink enough water and that's about it."
"Hence a ship is said to be tight, when her planks are so compact and solid as to prevent the entrance of the water in which she is immersed: and a cask is called tight, when the staves are so close that none of the liquid contained therein can issue through or between them."
"Sure, we've had our fair share of ups and downs, but I don't know if we've had more than any other rock band... we just have a way of getting ourselves into hot water."
"Water, water, everywhere, Atlantic and Pacific. But New York City's got them beat, Our aqua is terrific!"
Explore more quotes by Mitch Hedberg
"Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen."
"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
"My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'"
"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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