"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."

Nothing,

5

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."

Exlpore more Nothing quotes

"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

Nothing, Will

"As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

Nothing, Saying, Words

"Since philosophy now criticizes everything it comes across, a critique of philosophy would be nothing less than a just reprisal."

Karl Schlegel, German Philosopher

Nothing, Now, Philosophy

"There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Nothing,

"Even if you have nothing to write, write and say so."

Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman Statesman

Nothing,

"Nothing endures but personal qualities."

Walt Whitman, American Poet

Nothing,

"There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence."

Charles Caleb Colton, English Writer

Nothing, Prudence

"Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable."

Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman Statesman

Nothing, Oratory

"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."

Oliver Wendell Holmes, American Writer

Nothing, Remarkable

"Nothing like a little judicious levity."

Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish Writer

Nothing,

Explore more quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."

Children

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

Woman

"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective."

Death

"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly."

Discipline

"Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy."

Government

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."

People

"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."

May

"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."

Nothing

"Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy."

Politics

"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."

Government