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"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."
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"To the press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression."
"Press coverage has been difficult for him. I did not set out to ensnare him with a child."
"Then, all of a sudden, here I am in the Press Room in the White House and walking in with the guards, who handed me three little pieces of paper asking me to send pictures to the guards at the White House."
"I've had to recover not only from a single well-publicized incident, but several years of press aftermath."
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
"Bonfire of the Vanities: The lesson of that book is, never start believing your own press."
"The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, sometimes one forgets which it is."
"Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat."
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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is."
"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."
"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."
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