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"What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch."
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"Not everything set on fire will rise."
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"I claim not to have controlled events but confess plainly that events have controlled me."
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"You're too old for fairy tales, Baasen said."
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"A thing can be fine on paper but utterly crummy in the field."
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"By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. 'Tis the waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life."
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"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane."
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"There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened."
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"The real world is oftentimes different from what you expect it to be, what you think it to be, and what people might say it to be."
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"Children, our lives have been gongs striking; clamour and boasting; cries of despair; blows on the nape of the neck in gardens."
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"A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen."
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"What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch."
Reality
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
Beauty
"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
Feet
"There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic."
Culture
"Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing."
Survival
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Race
"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else."
Thought
"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."
Deep
"It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."
Belief
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
American
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