"Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya."

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"Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German Poet

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"Our will is always for our own good, but we do not always see what that is."

Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Swiss Philosopher

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"If you give, you will be blessed."

Joel Osteen, American Clergyman

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"Yet if a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got? If she never takes off her high-heeled shoes, how will she ever know how far she could walk or how fast she could run?"

Germaine Greer, Australian Activist

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"Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German Poet

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"I'll be with The Goat until the fall. Then I've been given three plays to look at and there have been a couple of films have come over the desk. I will probably not do either one of them."

Mercedes Ruehl, American Actress

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"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

George W. Bush, American President

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"Virgin Records will probably release their own package sometime next year."

Paula Abdul, American Musician

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"Perhaps it is true that all that happens is in accordance with Your will, and thus it is good. But sometimes You leave blood on Your instruments."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

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"At that point, there will be the handover between the shuttle arm and the station arm so that the shuttle arm will take the cradle and put it into the cargo bay."

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"They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable."

Entertainment

"I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls."

Music

"If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane."

Home

"Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back."

Day

"You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And when George Bush Jr. got in, my instincts told me it was time to go - I'd felt that we had grown above that, you know?"

Time

"But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible."

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"Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it."

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"One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded."

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"Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though."

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