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"France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?"
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"Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also."
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"Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood."
Hollywood

"Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's."
Trust

"An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius."
Genius

"I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood."
Flattery

"It was hell at the time, but after it was over, it was wonderful."
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"If there's anything I hate more than being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously."
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"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."
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"I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes."
Time
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