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"Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what."
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"You're not interesting in the least," she spat. "I don't need to be," I smiled. "That's what you need...And you're welcome to it."

"An amazing thing happens when you stop seeking approval and validation: You find it. People are naturally drawn like magnets to those who know who they are and cannot be shaken!"

"Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit."

"You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it."

"Just because everyone is behaving like a clown, it doesn't mean you have to join the circus."

"Be gentle, confident and action-oriented. Remember, your actions will make a difference."

"I'm playing one of the principal roles, which gives you more clout and more confidence."

"You are as the sun; the world is your stage; even without an audience, shine."

"You don't need to put on make-up to make you look pretty. All you need to do is put on a smile and that will make you pretty in anyone's book."

"Always act like you are the king of your own world that you created on the day of your birth. Enjoy your kingdom."
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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."


"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."


"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"


"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."


"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."


"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
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