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"When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout."
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"The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it."
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"A ship with a hole underneath is doomed to sink! And ignorance is also a hole in the brain, a big hole!"
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"Where there is murder, anything can happen."
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"Don't hide in the trees when you know that tigers can climb."
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"They want to cook you and eat you," she said distatefully, "which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible.""Thank you, grandmother."
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"Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself.""Are you trying to tempt me?""Ha-ha."
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"Which is colder, the hand or the gun?"
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"Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound: great debts are like cannon; of loud noise, but little danger."
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"One thing is true and that Humans are the examples of killers which destroy other fellows dreams."
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"What shall we do, what shall we do! Escaping goblins to be caught by wolves is like out of the frying pan and into the fire!"
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"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."
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"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
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"Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work."
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"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
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"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise."
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"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
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"Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone."
World

"The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep."
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"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."
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