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"You're gonna be like Aquaman? she asked. "Get the fish to fight for you?"Thanks, Percy said. "I haven't heard enough Aquaman jokes for one lifetime."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"A civil servant doesn't make jokes."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."
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"Percy: Dad-Poseidon: Very well! It shall be as you say. But my son, pray this works.Percy: I'm praying, I'm talking to you, right?Poseidon: Oh...yes. Good point."
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"Nico: With great power, comes the great need to take a nap."
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"I'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile.I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are."
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"New lesson class... most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword.this change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you RIGHT NOW if you don't BACK OFF!.... CLASS DISMISSED!"
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"A good artist must be good at many things."
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"Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches!"
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"Then she did something so unexpected Nico would later think he dreamed it. She walked up to Nico, who was standing to one side in the shadows, as usual. She grabbed his hand and pulled him gently into the firelight. 'We had one home,' she said. 'Now we have two.' She gave Nico a big hug and the crowd roared with approval. For once, Nico didn't feel like pulling away. He buried his face in Reyna's shoulder and blinked the tears out of his eyes."
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"My name is Zia Rashid."
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"June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them."
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"Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames."
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