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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one."
Mistake
"Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it."
Woman
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Woman
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."
Thought
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Woman
"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"
Attitude
"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."
Family
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