"Everyone in showbiz is driven by ego, so how do you go from having loads of fame to working at 7-11? You can't do it!"

"I am looking forward to being part of the E! team. This unique opportunity allows my company to take the next step in providing multimedia content."

"Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now."

"We now have contestants who will not let anything get in their way of victory. Some contestants have thrown each other under the bus this season."

"I know a lot of gay males who I work with that are fantastic people and I love hanging out with them. But because I hang out and bring gay men into my life, does that mean that I'm gay? I promise you that I very much love women."

"I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun."

"Dick Clark is an American icon. I am honored that he has entrusted me with such a role in this national tradition."

"Look, a lot of women would be turned off with hearing me say how hot I think Brad Pitt is! Know what I mean? So I probably don't help my cause."