"There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable."

"I'm your knight in shining armor. I'm here to save you from Linkin Park."

"Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't."

"Life is a game and true love is a trophy."

"I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty."

"I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and Peace everyday."