"Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly."

"A man is insensible to the relish of prosperity until he has tasted adversity."

"Where is there beauty when you see deprivation and starvation?"

"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death."

"Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses."

"Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic."

"Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral."