"Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it."

"When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons."

"When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person."

"Running like a bunny with his tail on fire."

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds."