"To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience."

"If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am."

"Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds."

"Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary."

"I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working."