"What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages."

"Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip."

"Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life."

"A book is worth a few francs; we Germans can afford to destroy those. We all may not appreciate artistic merit, but cash value is another matter."

"A painting means as much to you as a string of pearls to an ape."

"I should in fairness add that my taste in music is reputedly deplorable."