"Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators."

"A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings."

"It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him."

"One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them."

"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do."

"If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date."

"What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's."

"We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do."

"If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it."

"Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam."

"If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today."