"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."

"Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune."

"After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school."

"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed."

"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."

"Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them."

"Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest."