"Miscellaneous is always the largest category."

"Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less."

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley."

"I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four."