"A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel."

"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."

"Hell is paved with great granite blocks hewn from the hearts of those who said, I can do no other."

"Nobody talks about God as those who insist that there is no God."

"The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda."

"Everybody favours free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground."

"The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from beasts."

"I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream."

"The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins."

"Brotherhood is not just a Bible word. Out of comradeship can come and will come the happy life for all."