"We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it."

"There's no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty."

"When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony."

"I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale."

"Captain is a good travelling name and so I take it."

"Money is the sinews of love, as of war."

"Necessity, the mother of invention."

"There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty."

"We love the precepts for the teacher's sake."

"Charming women can true converts make, We love the precepts for the teacher's sake."

"Poetry is a mere drug, Sir."

"Spare all I have, and take my life."