"The only achievement I am really proud of is the friends I have made in this community."

"I looked it at like this way. To get folks to like you, as a screen player I mean, I figured you had to sort of be their ideal. I don't mean a handsome knight riding a white horse, but a fella who answered the description of a right guy."

"In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl."

"Looked like she was a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down, then she'd explode."

"The general consensus seems to be that I don't act at all."