"It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."

"A decision is what a man makes when he can't find anybody to serve on a committee."

"Our forefathers made one mistake. What they should have fought for was representation without taxation."

"Statesmanship is harder than politics. Politics is the art of getting along with people, whereas statesmanship is the art of getting along with politicians."

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."