"Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse."

"Gentlemen prefer blondes."

"Fate keeps on happening."

"On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach."

"Memory is more indelible than ink."

"Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free."

"There's nothing colder than chemistry."

"The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed."

"I once witnessed more ardent emotions between men at an Elks' Rally in Pasadena than they could ever have felt for the type of woman available to an Elk."

"Does this boat go to Europe, France?"

"I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever."

"I always think that the most delightful thing about traveling is to always be running into Americans and to always feel at home."