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"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."
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"That most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man"."
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"The world system is employment."
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"A butler supplies food to nourish your body, but a writer nourishes your mind through writing."
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"Do not be weary to make money."
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"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."
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"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."
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"Be robust enough to work more than a robot!"
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"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
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"Do all the work you while you still have strength."
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"A job is a contract whereby you sell out a bit of your life daily."
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"You always pass failure on your way to success."
Success
"I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years."
Years
"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."
Work
"When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'"
Peace
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."
Marriage
"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
Woman
"A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short."
People
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