"I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living."

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"The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases."

Carl Jung, Swiss Psychologist

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"Don't look for meaning in life. It was meant to be lived not understood."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

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"Life is neither a glorious highlight reel nor a monstrous tragedy. Every day is a good day to live and a good day to die. Every day is also an apt time to learn and express joy and love for the entire natural world. Each day is an apt time to make contact with other people and express empathy for the entire world. Each day is perfect to accept with indifference all aspects of being."

Kilroy J. Oldster, American Author

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"He who postpones the hour of living is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses."

Horace, Roman Poet

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"When all this started, I asked myself, 'Am I going to withdraw from the world, like most people do, or am I going to live?'I decided I'm going to live---or at least try to live---the way I want, with dignity, with courage, with humor, with composure."

Mitch Albom, American Writer

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"He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man."

Antoine de Saint-Exupery, French Novelist

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"I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing."

Agatha Christie, English Writer

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"All living souls welcome whatever they are ready to cope with; all else they ignore, or pronounce to be monstrous and wrong, or deny to be possible."

George Santayana, American Philosopher

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"Living well is an art that can be developed: a love of life and ability to take great pleasure from small offerings and assurance that the world owes you nothing and that every gift is exactly that, a gift."

Maya Angelou, American Poet

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"One more dance along the razor's edge finished. Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today."

Robert Jordan, American Author

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"You know, when you can play with the greatest players of that particular era, you look forward to going to the ballpark. I mean, you thought it was great to be there in the clubhouse. You thought it was great to be on the field."

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"Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of."

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"I can throw out any man alive."

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"These guys were the best. They were the best at their positions and made playing the game easier. And at the same time it made it so much more enjoyable."

Time

"They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get out of."

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"A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops."

Body

"You have to be the one setting your own goals, trying to achieve those goals."

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"So, yeah, I can say I always set my expectations so high that I had a lot to live up to."

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"I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living."

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