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"I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am."
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"Never say never or it becomes a vice, and there you have it, you just did it twice."

"Just for you non-sea-god types out there, don't go swimming in New York Harbor. It may not be as filthy as it was in my mom's day, but that water will still probably make you grow a third eye or have mutant children when you grow up."

"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take."

"Avoid food products containing ingredients that are A) unfamiliar B) unpronounceable C) more than five in number or that include D) high-fructose corn syrup."

"There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice."

"The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself."
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"You are your greatest asset. Put your time, effort and money into training, grooming, and encouraging your greatest asset."

"We have already done so much that people call dynamics. Look at the bumblebee being unaware of scientific truths, goes ahead and flies anyway. If it is possible, we will do it here."

"I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed; and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying."
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