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"Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children."
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"Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter."

"The difference between a 'man' and a 'father' is that the former shares his genes, but latter gives his life."
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"It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors."


"When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?"


"If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother."


"We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through."


"One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination."
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