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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my feet."
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"It's a complicated set of opinions that women bring to the voting booth."
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"I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"The women I killed were filth - bastard prostitutes who were littering the streets. I was just cleaning up the place a bit."
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"Women were freed from positive duties when they could not perform them, but not when they could."
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"He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?"
Wife
"Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly."
Being
"Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before."
Love
"Thy books should, like thy friends, not many be, yet such wherein men may thy judgment see."
Men
"Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it."
Beauty
"A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away."
Country
"I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for."
People
"Women serve but to keep a man from better company."
Woman
"Go to your business, pleasure, whilst I go to my pleasure, business."
Business
"Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, But only death the jealous eyes can close."
Death
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