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"People get really caught up in their own trips."
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"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
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"For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion."
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"What had begun as a movement to free all black people from racist oppression became a movement with its primary goal the establishment of black male patriarchy."
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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."
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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
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"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
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"Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters."
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"I don't want my books to exclude anyone, but if they have to, then I would rather they excluded the people who feel they are too smart for them!"
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"With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless."
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"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
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"We live in a society that blames everybody else for what's wrong."
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"I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come."
Creativity
"These censorship people think something is going to promote behavior in people."
People
"Now interpersonal politics... that's what it's all about."
Politics
"It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not."
Fun
"I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds."
Family
"Yeah, I don't deal with current events or pop culture, and I avoid politics like the plague."
Politics
"People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that."
People
"What really grabs me about living in Tucson is the color beige."
Living
"I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous."
Satire
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