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"I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage."
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"Here is my principle: Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle."

"Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over."

"The greatest difficulty with the world is not its ability to produce, but the unwillingness to share."

"Pension reforms, like investment advice and automatic enrollment, will strengthen the ability of Americans to save and invest for retirement."

"I felt the familiar warm tingling at the center of my chest and had just enough time to gasp as some invisible hand yanked me forward, smacking my forehead against the dashboard with enough force to stun me dumb. Chubs slammed on the brakes, forcing my seat belt to do its job and lock against my chest. I was thrown back into my seat, an explosion of colors bursting in my vision. 'Oh, hell no!' Chubs roared, slamming a hand against the steering wheel. 'That's it! We don not use our abilities on one another, goddammit! Behave yourself!"

"My colleagues have expressed confidence in my ability to articulate our conservative message and to provide new focus to our efforts in the General Assembly."
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"I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything."

"Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven."

"Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun."

"I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights."

"The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing."

"I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do."

"I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess."
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