"I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage."

Ability, Office

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"I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage."

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"We are capable of great works through the mighty power of the Holy Spirit."

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