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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
Drink
"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
Lie
"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."
Movies
"And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard."
Money
"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."
Happiness
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
Funny
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
Christian
"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
Talent
"By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long."
Age
"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."
Life
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"No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction."
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Personal Development
"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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Personal Development
"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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Personal Development
"Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody."
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Personal Development
"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"
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Personal Development
"See money " currency - as the flow of energy and giving that cycles between you, others and me. Now let it flow kindly, fairly and mindfully."
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Personal Development
"Money should be ones demand and not command, one should not become a slave of Money because we made money to help us trade and not to make us, we're already made even without money."
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Personal Development
"Money, money, all is money! Could you write even a penny novelette without money to put heart into you? Invention, energy, wit, style, charm--they've all got to be paid for in hard cash."
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Personal Development
"Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order."
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Personal Development
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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Personal Development
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