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"The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White House so go figure."
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"There's never a dearth of reasons to shoot at the President."
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"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
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"The President would usually talk to me about matters relating to the immigration problem."
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"Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican."
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"Of the fellows least likely to be president, you'd have to vote Jack No. 1."
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"I think with new president Chris Pook of CART, he is very active and strong."
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"Sure, it is apparent that presidents are looking at polls, but they are also stepping up on issues. President Clinton stepped up on tobacco. He shaped the polls on the tobacco issue."
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"Some 43 percent of voters in union households voted for President Bush in 2004, according to exit poll data."
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"Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours to be ready to speak at the drop of a hat, and I learned something more, the trustees were expected to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat."
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"I can't believe George Bush might be president."
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"Bush is a frat boy in the White House but we've had that before. But I wasn't one of those people that was threatening to leave the country. By the way none of those people have left the country. Alec Baldwin is still here."
People
"Well Washington DC what are you going to do. They think the capitol steps are the state of the art in comedy. You try to drag them into the 20th century let alone the 21st and they refuse to come with you."
Art
"The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White House so go figure."
President
"When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons."
Night
"In the year and a half I was on SNL, I never saw anybody ad lib anything. For a very good reason - the director cut according to the script. So, if you ad libbed, you'd be off mike and off camera."
Reason
"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"
Power
"We're very pleased to be on a show which is known and loved around the world."
World
"Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department."
Politics
"You have to do real acting, not just do a voice."
Acting
"You know, radio was a really easy way to do the shows. You'd come in, do a read-through, there'd be a few rehearsals, then you'd come the night of the show and do it in front of the audience and then go home."
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