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"The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White House so go figure."
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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."
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"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."
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"When asked for your views, by the press or others, remember that what they really want to know is the President's views."
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"I believe we will elect a new President in 2012."
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"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."
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"A master of improvised speech and improvised policies."
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"I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian."
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"The President had every reason to believe that the text presented to him was sound... These 16 words should never have been included in the text written for the president."
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"At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say."
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"I would say that President Roosevelt probably was more intimately in touch with the press corps at the White House than President Truman was."
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"I went to graduate school at Harvard for one year I worked in the state legislature in Sacramento for one year. I taught school in Compton for two years."
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"When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons."
Night
"I didn't have a lot of independent film connections. It really took until the digital film revolution came along that I realized that I could do it myself."
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"When I did that first movie, it was the introduction to all the set-up time and the waiting time that's endemic in motion pictures, and the repetition."
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"You have to do real acting, not just do a voice."
Acting
"Bush is a frat boy in the White House but we've had that before. But I wasn't one of those people that was threatening to leave the country. By the way none of those people have left the country. Alec Baldwin is still here."
People
"I was a Political Science major."
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"My parents didn't want me to be a regular in a series. I was a working actor from time to time but they thought was a little too much being a star of a series. They wanted me to have a slightly more normal childhood."
Time
"Well Washington DC what are you going to do. They think the capitol steps are the state of the art in comedy. You try to drag them into the 20th century let alone the 21st and they refuse to come with you."
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"In the year and a half I was on SNL, I never saw anybody ad lib anything. For a very good reason - the director cut according to the script. So, if you ad libbed, you'd be off mike and off camera."
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