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"Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure."
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"I've cut down on a lot of stuff this summer, just so I can hang out and be a normal kid for a while."

"I think I'd struggle to get excited by synchronised swimming."

"Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime."

"I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste."

"Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide."

"Elend: I kind of lost track of time. Breeze: For two hours? Elend: There were books involved."

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

"Before I shall have become a man again I shall probably exist as a park, a sort of natural park in which people come to rest, to while away the time. What they say or do will be of little matter, for they will bring only their fatigue, their boredom, their hopelessness."
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"Regrets are idle; yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out so differently."

"There was never a nation great until it came to the knowledge that it had nowhere in the world to go for help."

"Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration."

"Perhaps nobody ever accomplishes all that he feels lies in him to do; but nearly every one who tries his power touches the walls of his being."

"It is fortunate that each generation does not comprehend its own ignorance. We are thus enabled to call our ancestors barbarous."

"One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no experience, but needs some practice to be a good one."

"No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property."

"Goodness comes out of people who bask in the sun, as it does out of a sweet apple roasted before the fire."
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