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"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."
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"If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you."
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"Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides."
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"And I can't wait to see where the road leads from here."
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"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."
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"The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick."
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"I think the main thing, don't you, is to keep the show on the road."
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"The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it."
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"I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road."
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"I'd better be on the road, or I'll be going nuts. I'm not the kind of guy who sits around with a pipe and slippers watching soap operas."
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"Buy groceries and feed yourself, even on the road."
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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
Dumb
"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."
People
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
Amusement
"I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else."
People
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."
Fire
"I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that."
Home
"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out."
Fire
"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."
Road
"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."
Queen
"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."
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