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"Speaking of your eyeballs, dear brother,I overheard some girls talking about you in the restroom at the tournament hotel. Apparently rumor now has it that you won't allow anyone to see your eyes-ever. In fact, according to this knowledgeable source, you even sleep and shower with your glasses on in case someone unexpectedly walks in...one of them said she'd seen your eyes for herself two years ago and could only describe them as 'ferocious and roving,' and 'burning white-hot with a primal, raw wildness."
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"Speaking of your eyeballs, dear brother,I overheard some girls talking about you in the restroom at the tournament hotel. Apparently rumor now has it that you won't allow anyone to see your eyes-ever. In fact, according to this knowledgeable source, you even sleep and shower with your glasses on in case someone unexpectedly walks in...one of them said she'd seen your eyes for herself two years ago and could only describe them as 'ferocious and roving,' and 'burning white-hot with a primal, raw wildness."
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"Repetition makes reputation and reputation makes customers."
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"The invisible thing called a Good Name is made up of the breath of numbers that speak well of you."
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"A reputation for a thousand years may depend upon the conduct of a single moment."
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"Cole Porter had a worldwide reputation as a sophisticate and hedonist."
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"The confidence felt, when dealing with genuine reputation, often outweighs the simplicity of price."
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"If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty."
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"Like it or not, your life-what works well and what doesn't-is largely the result of the first impressions you have created along the way."
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"I am better than my reputation."
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"The purest treasure mortal times afford Is spotless reputation that away Men are but gilded loam or painted clay."
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"Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren't related, I would've left too. Actually—is it already too late for me to leave?"
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"I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine."
Language
"Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country."
Law
"Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little while--the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread."
Humor
"Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that 'Alice Faye picked a peck of pepper for the poor, piping pig in the purple poke.' Wait-is that not what we're talking about here?"
Absurdity
"Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers."
Humor
"Suddenly, the giant, three-headed dog that guards the entrance to the Underworld appears next to her-sans two of its heads-and sits down. As a child, we had a neighbor with a Great Dane, and I know they're about three feet tall at the shoulder. Allow another twelve inches for their T-Rex-sized heads, and you've got a dog that this woman could throw a saddle on and ride like a pony."
Humor
"If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes."
Jealousy
"You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, 'Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia and watch Faye fall in love with some dude named Rabbit. That should be fun."
Humor
"Alice, you might be the product of the biggest ball of ignorance, confidence, and good fortune the universe has ever manufactured. But if you're thinking that you can take your results at the virtual tables and your grand tactic of Ignorance Is Bliss, and make that work for the Main Event, forget it-it WON'T."
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