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"Alice, you might be the product of the biggest ball of ignorance, confidence, and good fortune the universe has ever manufactured. But if you're thinking that you can take your results at the virtual tables and your grand tactic of Ignorance Is Bliss, and make that work for the Main Event, forget it-it WON'T."
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"Before you take that first curious, coerced, spiteful, or vengeful step forward, remember this: it's a thousand times easier to slip into a muddy pit than it is to climb out of one."
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"Be careful of those who would only be around you if they are doing better than you. People of such nature would likely become your worst enemies if you start doing better than them."
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"Do not take the advantage of all the little luxuries a house of a stranger may offer you."
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"Girls, watch out for the bad guys!...there are those capable of showering their resources on you just to dance on top of you, and finally destroy your good image and reputation."
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"Some people have hollow souls. They'll see your light and like a moth to a flame, they'll gravitate toward you. Be cautious, for these souls will attempt to steal your joy and try robbing the sparkle from your eyes."
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"The 'Smart' radio frequency (RF) utility meter program is a known biologically harmful system that has been implemented by evil people."
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"Be on guard. The road widens, and many of the detours are seductive."
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"Remember that pornography is dangerous. It can warp the mind and destroy sexual intimacy in marriage. Stay away from it. A monster is crouched behind that door."
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"I had learned years ago never to give original documents to anyone if I could help it."
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"Those swift to think are not always secure."
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"Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola."
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"Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America."
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"Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another table, our once-cozy booth transforms into a damp fusion of vacuous wretchedness, with the three women all complaining alternately about their wet hair/clothes and their respective distance from Talon, while the man himself is trying to maneuver his Paul Bunyan frame way too close to me."
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"Oh, Alice, you haven't even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time's right I don't think I'll have to 'try' to have my way with you. I just WILL."
Romance
"I like it because when people use a lot of poker lingo, it usually means they've been playing the game for a while. Which is why I immediately avoid those people."
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"Do you really think I'd let him call my sister a 'bitch?' Or you for that matter? Talon Hawk's dumb, but he's smarter than that he'd be crawling around on his hands and knees picking his teeth off the tiles."
Loyalty
"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"
Humor
"Have you thrown 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?' at her yet?"
Philosophy
"Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?"
Humor
"Who are you? Rabbit and Souris call you 'Alice,' me and Dee call you 'Faye.' I just didn't know if 'Alice' was your poker-playing, Southern Hemisphere name or what. Hey, I'm just trying to fit in here. If I should be introducing myself as 'Clark,' I want to know about it sooner rather than later so I don't embarrass myself."
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