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"You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream."
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"We both can be the most beautiful and benevolent creatures on the planet, but then there's another side that can be as harsh and as ugly as the darkest thing you could imagine seeing."
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"I think I can be beautiful with all the little stuff done, and I can be ugly. A lot of attractive actresses can't be ugly."
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"L.A. makes you feel ugly."
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"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."
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"No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly."
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"There are no ugly ducklings."
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"I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly."
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"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"
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"What was a really private and nice relationship was judged and made to be something ugly."
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"It never got ugly, although it got a bit strange at times."
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"Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass."
Music

"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."
Design

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
Beer

"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."
Musicians

"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."
Love

"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence."
Virtue

"Music is always a commentary on society."
Music

"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry."
Politics

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
Education
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