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Frank Zappa

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

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"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

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Amber Hurdle

"Trying to educate the dumb with a dumb teacher is nothing but washing the dirty clothes in a dirty water!"

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Amber Hurdle

"All that is necessary for a student is access to a library."

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Amber Hurdle

"Math is a hard subject.... - no silence from you and skipping this and going to the next quote, didn't you done this?"

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Amber Hurdle

"People should train their brain by watching films, by listening music, by playing games, by reading quotes. If people do this, I can said from this a big percent from here you can become clever."

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Amber Hurdle

"Even the names of the books gave me food for thought."

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Amber Hurdle

"Use two-way communication on oral exams to check the students' knowledge, not their attitudes. Checking attitudes can lead to the slippery area of subjective assessment."

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Amber Hurdle

"Intellectual capacity is a precondition for becoming a man of knowledge."

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Amber Hurdle

"Knowledge is responsibility, which is why people resist knowledge."

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Amber Hurdle

"That is the one eternal education: to be sure enough that something is true that you dare to tell it to a child."

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Amber Hurdle

"They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing."

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Frank Zappa
"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."

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Frank Zappa
"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."

People

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Frank Zappa
"Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass."

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Frank Zappa
"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."

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Frank Zappa
"Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something."

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Frank Zappa
"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."

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Frank Zappa
"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."

End

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Frank Zappa
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

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Frank Zappa
"No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to."

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Frank Zappa
"You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream."

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