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"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind."

Johnny Knoxville, American Actor

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"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind."

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