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"I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways."
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"The average man, if he meddles with criticism at all, is a conservative critic."
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"But I came from a conservative Republican background."
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"All great peoples are conservative."
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"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right."
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"I was reared in the conservative atmosphere of a Methodist parsonage."
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"I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it."
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"A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now."
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"Bush is no conservative."
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"I didn't know I was a conservative when it didn't matter to me growing up."
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"A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt."
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"I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways."
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"I'm always prepared for the worst. I was prepared to have the book come out, sell seven copies, and have to keep working in advertising, so it was just great that it was received so well and by such a huge audience."
Advertising

"I was in advertising for years. That was cushy, you know? It's pretty cushy in a lot of ways, but I hated it."
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"As a child, I was never drawn toward depraved or extreme situations; I really wanted a normal little childhood. Unfortunately, that's just not what happened."
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"But my favorite band is Curbside Life, out of Chicago."
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"With my own memoirs, they are truthful, and I write everything fully expecting to some day end up televised on Court TV, and I'm fully prepared to be challenged legally on it."
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"I love to both give and receive very old books."
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"Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting."
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"I've just finished my next collection, Possible Side Effects, and I'm now working on a collection of holiday stories as well as a memoir about my relationship with my father."
Family

"I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in."
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