"A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you."

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"There are times I might coach one or two workouts a year when the regular coach gets caught in traffic."

"My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn't afraid to do nothing."

"When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me."

"Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their player and motivate."

"I knew that when I resigned from the University of Texas that I would never coach again."

"I'm going to be the next head coach at Notre Dame."

"I criticize a lot of players and coaches. But I back it up with facts. A lot of times guys get mad at me because someone told them what I said. I say, 'You're wrong: Go check the tape.'"

"I started out wanting to coach football."

"The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan."

"To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach."

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"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."

"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."

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"If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals."

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