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"I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights."
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"Had I been in Toronto, I would certainly have been killed in this attack. In the room where I normally sleep, the flames and the smoke and the soot is such that the gases would have killed me."

"When I'm trying to go to sleep and there are little noises, like a clock ticking or a fan squeaking, it drives me completely insane."

"I don't even like to sleep - I feel as if there's too much to do."

"You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!"

"The more I read about feeding times, sleep times and waking-up times, the more inadequate and miserable I felt."

"We were equals once when we lay new-born babes on our nurse's knees. We will be equal again when they tie up our jaws for the last sleep."
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"Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks."

"I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do."

"I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything."

"I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage."

"Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun."

"The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing."

"I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning."
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