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"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"Women were freed from positive duties when they could not perform them, but not when they could."
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"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
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"Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?"
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"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."
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"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."
Marriage
"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
Woman
"When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'"
Peace
"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."
Work
"You always pass failure on your way to success."
Success
"I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years."
Years
"A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short."
People
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