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"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."
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"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."
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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."
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"We are women. We are a subject people who have inherited an alien culture."
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"I became obsessed with all these women who die never feeling they did anything extraordinary with their lives."
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"So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside."
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"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."
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"What is a movie star? It is an illusion. It was everything I ever wanted to be, but it became a kind of shell, non? It was what made me famous and got me women. But it wasn't real."
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"A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short."
People
"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
Woman
"You always pass failure on your way to success."
Success
"I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years."
Years
"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."
Work
"When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'"
Peace
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."
Marriage
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