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"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."
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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."
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"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."
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"No compliment can be eloquent, except as an expression of indifference."
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"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."
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"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."
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"I entered the cosmetics industry because I wanted more women to use cosmetics made with safe, healthful ingredients."
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"The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity."
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"Even if there are a lot women in films, there are few who are lesbians, that people know about."
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"When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'"
Peace
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."
Marriage
"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
Woman
"You always pass failure on your way to success."
Success
"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."
Work
"I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years."
Years
"A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short."
People
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